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OK, I give in. The SPCI website is a parody. A parody of justice that insects have been oppressed to the point where they need there own society to protect them! Oh, no, wait, er... nope, no, actually it's just a parody. Full stop. Parody, as in, not being real, as in, having a laugh, taking the Michael, extracting the urine, etc. etc. The news items on this site may not actually be true, let alone well researched or accurate, although to be fair, that's true of a lot of newspapers we could mention. Any resemblance to insects living or dead is most likely complete coincidence. If you have been offended by the material on this site, but have nonetheless taken the time to read it while simultaneously tut-tutting about how offensive it is and how people shouldn't read it, then please have a hunt around on Google - with just mid to average luck you can easily find even more offensive sites and many more opportunities to cry "Down with that sort of thing!". Some article content may have been generated using generative AI. Some article content may have been generated by humans after a couple of beers.

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